After playing this game off and on for 5 years, I have been immortalized in digital media. A tale told by an enemy rogue who I some fun with while toasting his comrades.
Good times!
The old Community site will be unable to use soon, so I have enclosed the entire post.
Thanks to Dullblades...an Alliance rogue who got sheeped (kittened?) but not killed. /Salute
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This is the story of the bravest horde mage in all of stormrage. 4:00am all of orgrimmar was napping (zzz) BUT NOT THIS BAD MOFO (AWWWW YEAAAAA). She had the urge (URRRRRRGE!!!), the power (THE POOOWWAAAHH), and the sexiness (SEXY... probably a dude IRL but you still DON'T GIVE A DAMN) to fight for wintergrasp! Lo and behold she got in that bad mamma jamma only to find she was the only one to queue up. Even with all her comrades being lazy peons she was not phased!
It was 1 horde against 20 alliance.
The allies stormed to the towers knocking them out left to right all the while the mage stood at spawn kickin it with Murp (*waves 3rd arm). A lone rogue pops out of the blue dancing and HOT DAMN SHE WAS PISSED (pew pew). Empowered by tenacity her strength quadrupled and ARCANE FURY was unleashed upon the ally rogue ( >:O). Cloak of skill saves the day / vanish ( ._. ). By this time every spot was checked except spawn thus the alliance rushed forward to batter the lone enemy and deter her from ever coming back again. A warrior screams "I 'ALMOST' FEEL SORRY ( >:[ ).
Siege machines charge upon the spawn. Murk lets out a despairingly, flabber gasted "ahh shhiiii-" but before he could finish rolling the words off his stitched tounge (*PEWPEWPEW!) all the vehicles went boom. Clo finally had an outlet for all her misguided rage (YAAAAAAAAY!!!) and Murk lets out an excitingly, flabber gasted "AUWWWWWWWW SHHHHHEEEEETT :D". Pairs by pairs of alliance charged at the mage but she took a majority of them down with her godmode like power. All the while the ally rogue was sitting stealthed at spawn eating pop corn (*nom). Then the ally started to play dirty against the lone hordie. Death grips negated her blink! (NOOOO!) Pallies bubbled making her attacks futile! (BOOOOO!) She had no other option but to melt their faces with arcane explosion. She was gravely injured from her ordeal and more were coming her way (Gasp!). Just as she was nearing her spawn, a warrior charged her and unleashed a brutal assualt .... The warrior grining with certainy that he would be the one to fell this forsaken foe... :.[
The mage's panic slowly turned to confidence, the warrior's blissful frenzy quickly turn to an insatiable NERD RAAAAAAAAAAGE! (fffffff) The wintergrasp spirit healer protected her from further harm. And with that, the most epic fist bump happened between mortals and rezers. The warrior refused to believe this lone mage would survive his ambush! He pulled out all the tricks, shattering throw, spell reflect, his boot... it is here, he would die an angry young man feeling nothing but cheated of his kill. He mad ( x.x *plop) it's sad. But no second thoughts were given by the mage ( *cheering) our hero would paint the battlefield a beautiful dark pink with the slush and blood of her opponents,
Sparing the next 10 minutes relieving her pent up aggression and twisted humor upon those foolish enough to come within 40 yards, an ally rogue pop'd out of the blue again at arms length /dancing with the mage. The rogue expressed his admiration of her tenacity to stand alone against 20 opponents. In turn, she turned him into a kitty and ate his pop corn... (^._.^) then started to dance. DK's and other still attempted to rip her out from the shield but they just got pushed back or killed in the process. And here the battle ended. Our hero dancing with a goofy rogue. Though the timers ran out and the fortress belonged to the alliance, the mage flew home a victor and secret hero to the horde. Though she was out numbered and alone, she came for the sole purpose of killing and torturing the smoothskinned alliance. For funsies ( ^.^).
Wheres our hero now...?
She died...
for being undead... on top of our dead auctioneers! ^.^
The end.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/Link-3/WoWScrnShot_110810_044711.jpg
TL:DR
4:00am wintergrasp
Bad ass horde mage vs. 20 alliance (1 v 20)
Mage stomps a mudhole
Fun was had
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=27607453662&sid=1