Whatever I did to whatever (or whoever) is tossing this crap karma my way...STOP!
Should I just give it all up or what?
It's gotten so very old...it's not that I want to win (I've given up on that)...I'm just tired of losing...what's wrong with simple maintaining?
The time has come, my friend, to begin a new chapter...to turn the page. I will miss your ability to sense what I wanted to do, to keep me warm in the winter...and unfortunately keep me hotter in the summer. I will miss the growl you gave when I asked more of you.
You have seen me through many trials...the changing of careers and the major change to a life of solitude (kinda). Even the way you came under my possession was due to a life changing event (I miss you Mom...if you only knew how much).
While preparing you for our final journey together, I uncovered many items that reminded me of our time with each other. Mostly in the form of receipts, I could time-stamp years of adventures we had...many good times.
Sadly, it has become too expensive to maintain you properly and I must move on to a new companion...one with a warranty.
So, goodbye my sporty Passat...you were never liked by some, but even when you proved to be sometimes difficult to deal with, you were always adored by me.